(Note: This is a KIDS MOVIE that will not be done in CGI. This movie will contain real animals and real people. Animals will be voiced by famous actors.)
The family of Dogz is a typical family. There is a momma dog, a daddy dog, and two puppy kids. The kids like to play with their pet human, and the pet human runs around in a wheel etc., plays fetch etc., mounts strangers etc., begs to be walked. Daddy dog instructs his puppies to take good care of the pet human. The puppies promise they will.
The puppies walk the human in a park. Other animals are walking their pet humans too, excercising them and cleaning up after them as they go to the bathroom. There is a family of aligators, cats, hamsters, raptors, elephants, etc. At first everything is peaceful and tranquil. But then mayhem breaks out at the park because some of these animals eat each other.
In the confusion the pet human disappears and the puppies cry because they lost it, and then plus in the distance there is an explosion. When the puppies go back home they find that mommy dog and daddy dog have been murdered with poison darts.
Cut shot of the sad puppies howling at moon.
Struck by their grief, the puppies turn to find the last thing their dog parents gave them: The human man pet. There are scenes of them posting pictures, asking neighbors, etc, but when a note arrives requesting 150,000 doggie treats for the return of their pet, the puppies have had enough of taking things sitting down.
Through using their accute sense of smell and a little old fashioned animal detective work, the puppies find that the animal who stole their pet human is none other than the King king cobra. -Suddenly the poison darts that killed their parents make sense. It was a big thing all along.
But they are only puppies! How can they get their pet human back? How can they fight the crime lord King king cobra?
They are told the only way to get the King king cobra is to learn how to fight. A donkey tells them of a fighting teacher in Animal China, so they go to the Animal army and steal some F-15 Fighter Jets. There is a huge air battle, where one of the puppies blows up another jet while flying upside down and in reverse. All of the enemy planes are flown by different snakes.
When they get to Animal China, an old Chinese Panda teaches them this cool new way of getting temporary rabbies. We see the puppies get temporary rabbies and foam at the mouth and their eyes turn red, and they bite fucking everything. Then they say these magic words and the rabbies go away. They fly back to Animal America in their F-15's and get in another battle. This battle goes the exact same way as the other air battle, except the puppies are flying in the opposite direction.
The puppies arrive in Animal America chalk full of temporary rabbies and the need for vengence and their pet human. They go to King king Cobra's house and they ask him if he killed their parents. King king Cobra says yes he did and he says that he also has their pet. There is a a cut scene of the pet human running around on a human wheel and then reading a magazine.
The puppies go all rabid and bite the King king cobra, but before they do they both get bitten by him. The king king cobra dies, and then the puppies talk about how they're dying and how they'll soon be with mommy dog and daddy dog. With their last bits of strength they free the pet human and tell him "You're free now. Good Boi. Good Boi."
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