HARRY: My hot rod is crashed because of that stupid wall.
JACK: No it is because you
HARRY: Shut up! I’m a good driver and if I have a drink it is okay!
JACK: That is crazy! You almost died in the car reck! Open your eyes and see!
HARRY: Shut up!
JACK: No I won’t shut up until you realize that sooner or later your going to KILL somebody when you drink and drive.
HARRY: If you won’t shut up then I am going to kill you in your sleep!
JACK: Well you won’t be able to because I won’t sleep until you are dead!
HARRY: It is impossible to not sleep forever. If you wait until I die you will accidentally fall asleep and when you do I will know and I will kill you
JACK: DON’T YOU SEE?! YOU WILL DIE SOON BECAUSE YOU DRUNK TOO MUCH!!
HARRY: I AM NOT TO DRUNK TO FIRE THIS GUN IN YOUR FACE!
JACK: HA! You can’t. I am not asleep yet.
HARRY: But when you do sleep I will kill you then.
JACK: Agreed.
**when HARRY walks away it is revealed that JACK is also carrying a gun and he shoots HARRY in the back with it**
HARRY: You shot me. But I thought you were going to wait.
JACK: HAHA. I did wait. I waited for you to turn around. And then I did shoot you.
HARRY: Why did you murder me?
JACK: Because don’t you now? My grandpa was killed by a drunk driver! Now I kill drunk drivers.
HARRY: Your vigilante!
JACK: Yes I vigilanteed your ass. Now go to hell, drunk driver mother effer.
**HARRY dies and JACK laughs**
JACK: HAHAHA! That is one less drunk drive for the world to worry about. But what is sad is that I also am alcholholic.
**JACK leaves and goes to a tavern and gets drunk**
BARTENDER: Hello JACK. Where is HARRY?
JACK: I don’t know. Maybe he was trying to drive home drunk and he died.
BARTENDER: Like when you drove drunk home and killed your GRANDPA?!!!!
